So this is where I place my thoughts so that others may witness my narcissism in action. Unfortunately, my thoughts are often as substantial as helium, and even makes me talk as if I've inhaled it. But wiser minds than I recommend writing a blog, so as the Zen Master said, "Here goes nothing". You - and I anticipate your being the only one to read this - may find these writings much like taking a powerful sleep aid, and if you find yourself plagued by insomnia, this will come as a small blessing. However, being the self-professed curmudgeon as I am, the likelihood of my being able to market this cure for sleeplessness is next to impossible. My chances are actually wearing impossible, to be exact. Therefore, consider this blog an unselfish mission of hope to your inability to sail into the land of dreams. Perhaps I'll add this to my resume as volunteer work. Hmm, a narcissistic volunteer. This might very well create a rift in the time-space continuum. God, I hope so!