Profound Thoughts of Past Days
July 2012
(7-1-12) Isn’t ‘tailwind’ just a fancy name for a fart?
Think of suffering as temporary proof of life.
If you’re looking for a miracle, see your reflection in a mirror.
Anyone can believe in luck. Try cause and effect for a change.
(7-2-12) Life must be like a bowl of cherries, because I’m allergic to them.
You need not look any further than yourself for happiness.
It is impossible to have a good argument with someone who is ignorant.
You know you’re old when you realize your pet will probably outlive you.
(7-3-12) I turned on a dime the other day. It sent three 50-cent pieces to rough me up.
I think the source of all human evil is a lack of belief and faith in God.
The best way to deal with an adversary is forgiveness.
I believe I finally won my battle with reality.
(7-4-12) Freedom calls for individual responsibility.
Sanity has its benefits, but craziness is a lot more fun.
In general, people rarely change. They merely become more of themselves.
I get excited looking at the naked truth.
(7-5-12) Heck yeah, I believe in alien life from other planets. How else could you explain politicians?
Most of today’s absurdities becomes tomorrow’s good sense.
If you think you’re bored now, just wait for eternity.
Life is one long homesickness.
(7-7-12) The fire of love makes poets of us all.
Life is like learning how to play the piano at a bus stop.
If you come down ill there’s no better place to be than a golf course.
War, without exception, is wrong.
(7-8-12) Sermon Note: God doesn’t just see who we are, He sees who we can become.
I am able to memorize anything. I just can’t remember it afterwards.
Yes is the only thing that’s real. All else is its echo.
When you discover something worth dying for, it is then that you begin to live.
(7-9-12) From a fellow writer, Charles Snell: Almost doesn’t.
The mark of a good leader is in delegating responsibility.
Wrinkles show which muscles you used more in life.
Practice forgiveness if you want it used on you.
Anyone can say. Do.
(7-10-12) If you want more friends, become successful.
Hell is full of experts.
If you’re still breathing God isn’t done with you yet.
I know a woman so short gravity looks down to her.
(7-11-12) Whenever you do something for the first time you will learn more by doing it wrong – unless you’re skydiving.
Truth thrives on doubt.
Most who seek advice are looking for validation because they already know the right thing to do.
The world would be a kinder place if we all carried guns.
Sometimes it takes an idiot to solve a problem.
(7-12-12) Intention is the building block of your universe.
A politician will do anything to win – except tell the truth.
Time lost is lost forever.
The well of love never runs dry.
(7-14-12) How can anyone be bored when each moment is fresh and unique?
Obstacles are no excuse.
Anger is a temporary form of insanity.
A pessimist is an optimist who’s heard too much.
All you need to know about life you can learn from your hand: Hold on and let go.
(7-15-12) Without absurdity, reality would have nowhere to go for vacation.
If you concentrate, you can hear the world say “Your wish is my command.”
Beauty is not just skin deep. It is soul deep.
Before you find your voice you must understand silence.
(7-16-12) I’m not sure if human history is defined as being in constant war with random outbreaks of peace, or visa versa. Either way is undesirable.
The only cure for love is love.
Courage does not exist without fear.
Trust God, but lock the door.
(7-17-12) There is a certain serene beauty in solitude.
The best advice comes from a content mind.
You cannot change your path unless you understand where you are and where you want to go.
We don’t mellow with age. We just grow more tired of complaining.
(7-18-12) Real friends know and appreciate the value of their relationship before it is too late.
Never offend anyone accidently.
The best kind of man is honest.
When you smile, make the sun jealous.
Always try to steer away from complaint.
(7-19-12) The more you listen to your intuition the softer it whispers.
When you go to bed with anger you wake up with regret.
Bureaucracy is French for incompetence.
There is only one truth, but it is different for everyone.
(7-20-12) The mind cannot understand the singularity of consciousness.
We shouldn’t be upset if others don’t conform to our desires. We rarely conform to them ourselves.
Nothing reduces criticism quicker than ignoring it.
Mistakes are the price of being alive.
Life is never boring with a loose cannon on deck.
(7-22-12) He who walks a mile in another person’s shoes gets blisters.
Accomplishment is as simple as a change in attitude.
There are no stupid questions, unless an idiot asks them.
Persistence can do anything. Just look at the Grand Canyon.
(7-23-12) I could be humble if only I stopped thinking about myself.
It is better to be loved by one than liked by all.
To know the path ahead, ask the ones returning.
Dream big, then grow into it.
(7-24-12) It is easier to nail pudding to a tree than get a straight answer from a politician, and half as messy.
The meaning of life can be answered in one word: Yes.
Walking barefoot in the grass feels so good because the grass loves the feel of your feet.
The only thing keeping us from total anarchy is civilization. Unfortunately, it is the leading cause of anarchy, too.
(7-25-12) Be careful when you push yourself. You may fall down.
I was born cold, angry and scared. It’s been all downhill since.
Americans can endure anything – except stupidity.
If you wait to have a child until you can afford one, you’ll die childless.
(7-27-12) I think I know who robbed Peter to pay Paul. It was Mary.
Time taken to reflect is time wasted.
Beauty is like a plucked rose. Both are temporary.
Money is essentially homeless. It does not stay in one place very long.
(7-28-12) Try for just one day to refrain from saying anything negative. You’ll be surprised at the things coming out of your mouth.
Treat the elderly with respect, no matter how they behave. If you’re lucky you’ll live long enough to understand why.
Your failings make your victories that much sweeter.
Good habits begin when bad habits are denied.
(7-29-12) Take the Red Pill. http://projectredpill.org/
When you bend over backwards to help someone, make sure you don’t break.
It is not DNA but love that defines your family.
If you seek wisdom, prepare for unprecedented change.
(7-30-12) It is said that the body is a temple. Mine is a pharmacy.
Incompetence (noun): Watch C-Span for full definition.
Intelligence isn’t how much you know, it is the ability to learn quickly and adapt.
If you can’t think of something good to say, tell a dirty joke.
Those who seek fairness aim too low.
(7-31-12) Gratitude is the key to a productive spiritual life.
It is always darkest before dawn.
If you must argue, keep it to yourself.
Confidence is the engine of success.
Think of suffering as temporary proof of life.
If you’re looking for a miracle, see your reflection in a mirror.
Anyone can believe in luck. Try cause and effect for a change.
(7-2-12) Life must be like a bowl of cherries, because I’m allergic to them.
You need not look any further than yourself for happiness.
It is impossible to have a good argument with someone who is ignorant.
You know you’re old when you realize your pet will probably outlive you.
(7-3-12) I turned on a dime the other day. It sent three 50-cent pieces to rough me up.
I think the source of all human evil is a lack of belief and faith in God.
The best way to deal with an adversary is forgiveness.
I believe I finally won my battle with reality.
(7-4-12) Freedom calls for individual responsibility.
Sanity has its benefits, but craziness is a lot more fun.
In general, people rarely change. They merely become more of themselves.
I get excited looking at the naked truth.
(7-5-12) Heck yeah, I believe in alien life from other planets. How else could you explain politicians?
Most of today’s absurdities becomes tomorrow’s good sense.
If you think you’re bored now, just wait for eternity.
Life is one long homesickness.
(7-7-12) The fire of love makes poets of us all.
Life is like learning how to play the piano at a bus stop.
If you come down ill there’s no better place to be than a golf course.
War, without exception, is wrong.
(7-8-12) Sermon Note: God doesn’t just see who we are, He sees who we can become.
I am able to memorize anything. I just can’t remember it afterwards.
Yes is the only thing that’s real. All else is its echo.
When you discover something worth dying for, it is then that you begin to live.
(7-9-12) From a fellow writer, Charles Snell: Almost doesn’t.
The mark of a good leader is in delegating responsibility.
Wrinkles show which muscles you used more in life.
Practice forgiveness if you want it used on you.
Anyone can say. Do.
(7-10-12) If you want more friends, become successful.
Hell is full of experts.
If you’re still breathing God isn’t done with you yet.
I know a woman so short gravity looks down to her.
(7-11-12) Whenever you do something for the first time you will learn more by doing it wrong – unless you’re skydiving.
Truth thrives on doubt.
Most who seek advice are looking for validation because they already know the right thing to do.
The world would be a kinder place if we all carried guns.
Sometimes it takes an idiot to solve a problem.
(7-12-12) Intention is the building block of your universe.
A politician will do anything to win – except tell the truth.
Time lost is lost forever.
The well of love never runs dry.
(7-14-12) How can anyone be bored when each moment is fresh and unique?
Obstacles are no excuse.
Anger is a temporary form of insanity.
A pessimist is an optimist who’s heard too much.
All you need to know about life you can learn from your hand: Hold on and let go.
(7-15-12) Without absurdity, reality would have nowhere to go for vacation.
If you concentrate, you can hear the world say “Your wish is my command.”
Beauty is not just skin deep. It is soul deep.
Before you find your voice you must understand silence.
(7-16-12) I’m not sure if human history is defined as being in constant war with random outbreaks of peace, or visa versa. Either way is undesirable.
The only cure for love is love.
Courage does not exist without fear.
Trust God, but lock the door.
(7-17-12) There is a certain serene beauty in solitude.
The best advice comes from a content mind.
You cannot change your path unless you understand where you are and where you want to go.
We don’t mellow with age. We just grow more tired of complaining.
(7-18-12) Real friends know and appreciate the value of their relationship before it is too late.
Never offend anyone accidently.
The best kind of man is honest.
When you smile, make the sun jealous.
Always try to steer away from complaint.
(7-19-12) The more you listen to your intuition the softer it whispers.
When you go to bed with anger you wake up with regret.
Bureaucracy is French for incompetence.
There is only one truth, but it is different for everyone.
(7-20-12) The mind cannot understand the singularity of consciousness.
We shouldn’t be upset if others don’t conform to our desires. We rarely conform to them ourselves.
Nothing reduces criticism quicker than ignoring it.
Mistakes are the price of being alive.
Life is never boring with a loose cannon on deck.
(7-22-12) He who walks a mile in another person’s shoes gets blisters.
Accomplishment is as simple as a change in attitude.
There are no stupid questions, unless an idiot asks them.
Persistence can do anything. Just look at the Grand Canyon.
(7-23-12) I could be humble if only I stopped thinking about myself.
It is better to be loved by one than liked by all.
To know the path ahead, ask the ones returning.
Dream big, then grow into it.
(7-24-12) It is easier to nail pudding to a tree than get a straight answer from a politician, and half as messy.
The meaning of life can be answered in one word: Yes.
Walking barefoot in the grass feels so good because the grass loves the feel of your feet.
The only thing keeping us from total anarchy is civilization. Unfortunately, it is the leading cause of anarchy, too.
(7-25-12) Be careful when you push yourself. You may fall down.
I was born cold, angry and scared. It’s been all downhill since.
Americans can endure anything – except stupidity.
If you wait to have a child until you can afford one, you’ll die childless.
(7-27-12) I think I know who robbed Peter to pay Paul. It was Mary.
Time taken to reflect is time wasted.
Beauty is like a plucked rose. Both are temporary.
Money is essentially homeless. It does not stay in one place very long.
(7-28-12) Try for just one day to refrain from saying anything negative. You’ll be surprised at the things coming out of your mouth.
Treat the elderly with respect, no matter how they behave. If you’re lucky you’ll live long enough to understand why.
Your failings make your victories that much sweeter.
Good habits begin when bad habits are denied.
(7-29-12) Take the Red Pill. http://projectredpill.org/
When you bend over backwards to help someone, make sure you don’t break.
It is not DNA but love that defines your family.
If you seek wisdom, prepare for unprecedented change.
(7-30-12) It is said that the body is a temple. Mine is a pharmacy.
Incompetence (noun): Watch C-Span for full definition.
Intelligence isn’t how much you know, it is the ability to learn quickly and adapt.
If you can’t think of something good to say, tell a dirty joke.
Those who seek fairness aim too low.
(7-31-12) Gratitude is the key to a productive spiritual life.
It is always darkest before dawn.
If you must argue, keep it to yourself.
Confidence is the engine of success.